Oh the humanity!

Posted by Top Gear Australia at 11:09 am on Friday November 13, 2009

Resized BugThink you’re having a bad day? Well spare a thought for the poor bloke who tried his hand at a little fly fishing – using his $1.5 million Veyron as a lure.

And, just to rub a little salt in his multi-million dollar wound – the video of his hideously embarrassing predicament is fast becoming a YouTube sensation.

Police blame a low-flying pelican and a momentary lapse in concentration for the crash, but the man walked away with everything but his dignity intact. Sadly, the same can’t be said for the Veyron, which was left sitting in two feet of salty, muddy water.

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  1. ColdFusion said...
    Friday November 13, 2009 at 1:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    That is by far and away the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen, but it always happens: a rich old fool buys a supercar, and because they are a fool, they then crash them. It’s not the owner I feel sorry for, it’s the $2.1 million hunk of metal that ended up in the drink. Not only did it cop a huge amount of salt, water, mud and probably fishes, but it also has a witless owner.

    It isn’t speeding that kills, it’s the idiot behind the wheel that kills. And the Veyron is his first prey.

  2. Torque said...
    Friday November 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Ouch bet that hurt! Gutting! Don’t think he’ll be buying another one of those in a hurry.

  3. Torque said...
    Friday November 13, 2009 at 2:02 pm Link to comment Report comment

    R.I.P poor, poor, Veyron. If I had one I’d look after it.

  4. R said...
    Friday November 13, 2009 at 4:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hah ha ha… good on the pelican.

  5. Steam said...
    Friday November 13, 2009 at 4:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’m not sure there would be all that much damage to the internals, motor etc, looks like its only shallow most of the go gear should have survived

  6. ebonie said...
    Friday November 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm Link to comment Report comment

    this made me nearly cry.
    i feel sick.
    and i don’t need to say anymore because ColdFusion has already said it.

  7. combat-wombat said...
    Friday November 13, 2009 at 9:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Some people don’t deserve the things they can afford to buy……

  8. Anonymous said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 2:35 am Link to comment Report comment

    what bad luck!! its the curse of friday the 13th

  9. ColdFusion said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 11:12 am Link to comment Report comment

    Where did the crash actually happen?

  10. ColdFusion said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I did a bit of research, and it happened near Galveston, Texas. An interesting thing that I found out was the fact that the driver was using a mobile phone at the time of the crash, and I’m sure that you can see the results of that.

    Something I need to point out: Why did the police blame a low-flying pelican? Wouldn’t they instead be blaming the driver using a mobile phone whilst driving?

  11. JarrodM said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 3:13 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Watch it go off the road here. http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=6bI3uJo_5BQ

    Pelicans. Pffft!

  12. YouTube said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 5:14 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Here’s the original footage of the Veyron Crashing into the lake http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=GJa32RvAtPE

  13. black dog said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 10:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    What do you expect from an american!!!
    Must have dropped his slurrrpeee!!

    f/wit..

  14. black dog said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 10:17 pm Link to comment Report comment

    By the way – this is nothing really – a guy crasshed his 8 million!! ferrari 250 at a classic meet in the uk last year.
    front end was totalled
    hard to get parts for a 50yo ferrari anyway -but when there were only about 10 made???

  15. realstory said...
    Saturday November 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    no pelican was involved

    heres the real story and footage of the crash as it happened. Suck sh** haha

    http://jalopnik.com/54044 03/exclusive-video-of-bug atti-veyron-crashing-into -texas-lake

  16. carzy6901 said...
    Sunday November 15, 2009 at 7:54 am Link to comment Report comment

    this is fuuny as and the one of him crashing is even bettter but poor Veyron

  17. curt said...
    Sunday November 15, 2009 at 9:42 am Link to comment Report comment

    was nelson piquet driving, i bet flavio was behind this

  18. JJ said...
    Sunday November 15, 2009 at 11:24 am Link to comment Report comment

    I think this is the 3rd veyron to crash, I feel sorry for the guy

  19. YouTube said...
    Sunday November 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Here’s the video of a $8,000,000 Ferrari TR crashing: http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=e9i02Rfkdns&feature =related

  20. black dog said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm Link to comment Report comment

    post 19-Ya see!!
    check out the comments on this one – some knob reckons it will cost 5grand to fix!!

    Back to the veyron – was that a Batman sticker on the door pillar??
    Hope he bought the right insurance
    (with the d/head clause in it!)

  21. ljc said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 3:51 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i’ll give him $50 dollars for it as is.

  22. what? said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm Link to comment Report comment

    what a stupid driver! watch the footage of the actual crash. hes not even going fast. it looks like he deliberately drives into the water. if not deliberate, and if he lost control of it at that speed, then not only should he not be in a veyron, but not even driving at all! too much money, no skill, or sense

  23. Q said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 3:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    1st funnies – the guy in car taking video footage saying he thinks it’s a Lambo..

    2nd funnies – the driver of Bugatti, the cops and or media saying was distracted by pelicans.. what pelicans?

    What a load of dung, I’m pretty sure the insurance company has definitely seen this video and checked it over and over.

  24. lickspittle said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 3:20 am Link to comment Report comment

    I have a Pelican costume that I have to get rid of quickly!

  25. eminems evil twin said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 11:10 am Link to comment Report comment

    As the saying goes…more money than brains, then again, it was an american driving. They know how to make things go fast, but they don’t know how to turn. Any wonder so many yanks die in car crashes and are involved in fifty car pile ups. Get their best driver to go head to head with one of our v8 drivers or sebastian loeb, see who comes out first (or in one piece at least). He must have been doing about 100km/h and turned straight into a lake…what a dick.

  26. eminems evil twin said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 11:11 am Link to comment Report comment

    just a follow up…note the air brake now up. Obviously hit the anchors just a little bit too late ie when in water. Ha ha ha to the driver. RIP a beautifully made piece of craftsmanship

  27. Speed Demon said...
    Friday November 20, 2009 at 10:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    eminem is Gay
    not the happy Gay but the Like’s the company of men Gay.

  28. Nugget said...
    Saturday November 21, 2009 at 9:40 am Link to comment Report comment

    Ah the old Pelican story. Round here we usually balme a mysterious black dog. He probably though he might have more shot with the insurance that just sayng I’m a d**khead who drove off the road for no apparent reason.

  29. Lauriedriver said...
    Saturday November 21, 2009 at 10:12 am Link to comment Report comment

    $2.25 million car and not even a tow point to haul you out of the water.

  30. Anonymous said...
    Saturday December 5, 2009 at 10:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    this guy is a total idiot

  31. tom gear said...
    Saturday December 5, 2009 at 10:41 pm Link to comment Report comment

    this guy crashing a veyron is just inhumane

  32. steer said...
    Sunday December 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Bozo

  33. astothRon said...
    Wednesday December 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm Link to comment Report comment

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  34. Torque said...
    Thursday December 17, 2009 at 7:45 am Link to comment Report comment

    Who crashes a car at 100km/h, when they were going in a straight line! And then to say they were distracted by a pelican? Should of come up with a better story than that mate, eg: something involving aliens…………and what about the dofis flilming saying “I think its a Lomborghini……….ARE YOU BLIND? they look nothing alike!

  35. Torque said...
    Thursday December 17, 2009 at 7:46 am Link to comment Report comment

    Opps…….spelt Lamborghini wrong. Sorry

  36. Stig said...
    Friday December 18, 2009 at 11:06 am Link to comment Report comment

    Remember what James said to Richard when they went to Botswana and Richard drowned Oliver in the river, try telling that to the Veyron owner.

  37. Carsaremyworld said...
    Tuesday December 29, 2009 at 11:43 am Link to comment Report comment

    I reckon if he could buy the car in the first place he’ll have the money to get another, and if not…we all know he’ll refinance his house to get something like an Aston Martin. And he will get an Aston because we know that his house is only worth 100,000 pounds, and it is that cheap because he spent all his money on the Bugatti.

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